My Own Horror Movie

[jumper69]

Spielberg started with a handy cam....

Can I play the killer???? [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

<font color="#000002" size="1">[ May 07, 2004 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Jumper69 ]</font>

[Emperor Napoleon]

Jumper you already are a killer:

You kill enthusiasm in every group
You kill appetites at every dinner you attend
You kill libidos of all your lovers
You kill interest in the living
You kill time
You kill me with your ineptness

Other than that I like you a lot [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[jumper69]

So that means I'm perfect for the part...no?? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Raven Soul]

Actually already have everyone cast except for the first group that we see in the opening credits... and granted they are already dead... so if you feel like getting covered in fake blood and laying in some mud... I would be more then happy to have you.

[jumper69]

I can play a dead guy!!

Is this a speaking part?

Do I need an agent? [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Raven Soul]

Nope, your pretty much deader then dead.... throats cut type of deal....

[Emperor Napoleon]

If Jumper gets the part I like this movie already!

[jumper69]

What's my motivation for being dead?

I'm trying to think of what characteristics I want to bring to my dead guy. I mean was he a familiy man and I should have a sad look on my face? Or was he a ruthless tycoon which means I should be in a suit and slicked back hair...

I can't deal with so many decisions.....

WHERE'S MY AGENT!!!!

[jumper69]

Oh and as for the part of the killer...

I took this corespondence course once on how to put on a killer face.

will that help??

<font color="#000002" size="1">[ May 07, 2004 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Jumper69 ]</font>

[Emperor Napoleon]

Agent for Jumper